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Hes Demotivational Poster


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


KISSIN COUSINS -




CARTRIDGE CHESS - A game for high caliber players.


TAGS: cartridge chess
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:43 pm
Nice catch! I wish there had been a larger round, the queen would make a nice bishop. Shotgun carts for the rooks are genius though.
TheOne - November 14, 2012, 7:49 pm
Well done. 5L.
twill1962 - November 3, 2012, 10:01 pm
Hate to be the "Chess Nazi," but the "Gold" queen should be on black, since the "silver" queen is on white. Just sayin'. Oh, BTW: 5Ls.
falloutghoul - October 24, 2012, 8:21 am
I think this can also go to MilitaryLulz.


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes shithead
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by dee

dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.




WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility




Foreboding -


TAGS: chesty puller was a genius
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

steve1961 - July 22, 2015, 5:35 pm
Nothing good but Spider Powers!
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:41 pm
now THAT's Motigood
JesusWept - July 21, 2015, 8:14 pm
Excellent! L L L L L


CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl Ass why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


NO CONTEST -


TAGS: chess kickboxing computer opponent humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:52 pm
Wait 'til its big friends get a hold of your personal-info... And your bank account!


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


DISHES - THEY DON'T DO THEMSELVES -


TAGS: dishes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Funper

RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
it also looks like your going solo tonight, too... again...
know_it_all - December 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
no shit OP, that's what women r 4
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:47 am
Great idea, okay execution. It definitely needs a lot of dishes. I've never seen this anywhere, btw. I give it 4 lions; it's just shy of awesomely perfect.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:42 am
BTW, how many attempted tunnels did you have to reject after this was posted?
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:41 am
Ha! Yeah now that I visualize the kind of guy that would actually say this to his wife.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:39 am
The bad spelling makes it gold!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:34 am
Well, to whoever actually had the idea and took the picture, this is classic. Spelling notwithstanding. Maybe put some more dishes in the sink, but still...
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
If I recognize it, I reject it. Never saw this one. Funper won't enjoy the same fame twice.
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
sad...
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:31 am
so say to hear Mr. Random, was hoping orginal...oh well...thx again for heads up...still a pure genius piece of work,
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 2:29 am
I'd say I love this, but its not the first time I've seen it. But I don't really know the rules from bringing stuff here from other sites so meh.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:27 am
LMAO!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:26 am
OK, EVERYBODY STOP: While this poster is SO close to being iconic, please don't act on your thoughts of leaving similar motifakes around the house for your women. B/C you can't stay at my house when you get kicked out. You'll have to fend for your selfs.
Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:15 am
Stumbled at the 5L finishing line
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:50 pm
This COULD have been truly epic. Excellent idea.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:29 pm
The spelling does make the whole thing laughable.
Sean - November 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
This poster kinda gives me an idea for the bedroom, no? Only the title won't be "DISHES" ... but it will be close to that. The text will be similar too. Though the spelling may in fact be worse.
giulio - November 28, 2009, 6:07 pm
5L!


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves




VEGAN WITCHES BREW - Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce ...


TAGS: vegan witches brew
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

the1stCOMMI3 - October 9, 2011, 10:43 pm
aaaaand vóila! Mashed potatoe5!!!


DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05




SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


FUTILE -


TAGS: death watches chair night
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

gas - December 17, 2011, 11:48 am
ok thanks ;) it didn't seem to be well-known
Reality Lord - December 17, 2011, 10:25 am

future reference...you might want to quote the source.
LiquidAngel - December 17, 2011, 8:59 am
No it wasn't me. I found this while searching for some books a friend recommended me. The book it's from is called dark side of the moon by Sherrilyn Kenyon
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:45 am
is that yours LA? a search on google brings me to a novel someone's writing (I wondered if it was you)


EPIC BEARD-BEAR MAN - Epic even with the socks




SPARTA -




WELL... - Somebody was bored


TAGS: bushes bush goofy bored
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Koradan

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 2:59 pm
Are you kidding? We're all bored!! Board stiff!
Ronski - October 1, 2009, 10:33 pm
Winner!!!


COULD 15 MINUTES -


TAGS: geico cliches
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Wheels

Samson - April 6, 2011, 5:15 pm
HAHAHAHA!!!
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2011, 3:08 pm
Its really sad that this chick reminds me of the kid from 2 and a half men.


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N - LOVING THE THINGS THAT GO "BUMP" IN THE NIGHT


TAGS: love hawt witches
Rating: 4.33/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 29, 2011, 5:59 pm
BUMP


BITCH, PLEASE! - A real man can tame even the wildest pussy. Tell 'em, Tarzan!


TAGS: jungle fever spike lee tarzan jane bitches be crazy
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

brianjayy - February 11, 2011, 7:33 pm
I don't recall Stallone doing Tarzan... :)
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
That tiger won't be straying into Africa again.


CHAIN LETTER -


TAGS: theshivers net
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 5:07 am
Hilarious
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 3:03 pm
RL has always preferred the quiet submissive type.
forseti - November 8, 2012, 11:03 am
Oh Lord... 5L
GaryO - November 8, 2012, 8:24 am
Man I love this...5L!


MERCY - I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. - Abraham Lincoln




CHESS - done right


TAGS: chess
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Axis

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Battle spork!
Axis - June 22, 2012, 1:59 pm
tell me something I dont know lol
noiretnopal - June 22, 2012, 2:53 am
Japanese people are just weird
Axis - June 20, 2012, 2:19 pm
lol
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:41 am
Make me your pawn


LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.




SALEM, MASS., CIRCA 1692 - There are no witches...there are no witches...


TAGS: women witches denial
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

lindasuekristen - July 22, 2013, 4:53 pm
awesome picture!
ughomer - December 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Wow!


MONOPOLY SHIRT - Bad day to wear his favourite t-shirt!


TAGS: clothes funny
Rating: 4.44/5

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ANGRY DOG - Angry Dog, Is Really ANGRY !




WE'RE SURROUNDED -


TAGS: marines surrounded chesty puller
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:03 pm
*their - Damn, two spelling mistakes in one day...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:02 pm
And yet, we still kick thier a$$es!
gas - July 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
xD


FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the hot oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


CONFIDENCE -


TAGS: theshivers net
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

BobbEdwards - September 14, 2013, 1:36 am
LO-b'itchin-L!
Greybeard - November 17, 2012, 10:33 pm
Ha Ha Ha Ha.....Great!!!! As always, superior rating.


HEY SPIKE -


TAGS: spike chester looney tunes
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - April 30, 2011, 4:22 pm
Loony Toons FTW!
Master - April 30, 2011, 1:37 pm
"If I have to put up with this much longer, then I am going... to... HIT someone!" (Five lions, of course.)
Sean - April 29, 2011, 4:30 pm
Same dif. A raven is just a stuck up crow. Bird nazi.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 3:46 pm
That's a raven. Mr smaty pants.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 3:41 pm
That's no excuse for the "honeymoon" pics you sent me.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 3:37 pm
I never asked them too!!!
Sean - April 29, 2011, 3:36 pm
as he turns abruptly to end that crow's existence. Later, with belly engorged thus, he will indeed seek out the most expensive pair of shoes -- but that is not an emotion, that is an intention.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 3:36 pm
The Canadian government does not recognize your Cat marriage.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 3:34 pm
Who you calling single? I'm too miserable to be anything other than happily married. And you know nothing about cats (or any synonyms thereof. That feline is clearly searching his mind for just the right passage from Thus Spake Zarathustra to utter ...
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 3:34 pm
LOL, love it x5!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 3:29 pm
Sean isn't the only cat owner here...he's just the only single male multiple cat owner (willing to admit it). That cat is clearly hungry, looking for a tummy rub and looking for the most expensive pair of shoes to puke in. Those are the only cat emotions.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 3:18 pm
Sean.. you know cats.. what mood is this one in? What do those ears tell you?


THE LOST PRESNT -


TAGS: theshivers net
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:43 am
You are a sick man
Reality Lord - December 17, 2012, 8:43 pm

bomber...lol..meh. new folks around here is all.
Reality Lord - December 17, 2012, 8:43 pm

bomber...lol..meh. new folks around here is all.
Sho - December 17, 2012, 7:05 pm
5 and fav'd
dy2012 - December 17, 2012, 1:14 pm
upcycled gift...stuffed cat :)
MissPriss - December 17, 2012, 12:35 pm
We get a new member with the username PETA? It's just plain funny!!! Thanks for the laugh me lord!
PapaFox - December 17, 2012, 11:14 am
OMG that's disgusting... why am I laughing so hard? :-D
GaryO - December 17, 2012, 10:04 am
Geez, RL, these are good….who’s yer bomber?


24th Century Glitches -




REPERCUSSIONS - Billy is about to learn the First Law of Sibling Cooperation ~Snitches Get Stitches~




A NICE EVOLUTION OF A CLASSIC GAME -


TAGS: three people grey round chess
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

idontevenknowijustmadethisfornothing - September 2, 2011, 8:21 pm
There is no 'good' and no 'evil' just shades of [email protected]#ing grey - Officer Francis McReary On the other hand, there is no good without evil, and no evil without good, but there must be something in between. A 'grey' (gray?) section if you will
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 7:19 am
there's always a third option in life. don't care what people say, but it usualy takes some time to think about it
pzykosiz - August 22, 2011, 12:59 am
what about people who do the right thing in the most evil way possible?
MPsniper - August 21, 2011, 6:16 pm
uhmmm...yes it is. there is right...& there is wrong. there is no GRAY area.


DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.


TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ucalien

premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.


BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


7TH INNING STRETCH -


TAGS: these ain t the cheap seats
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 5:02 pm
Check out the rest of the people in the pic Bart...their expressions are truly priceless.
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:28 pm
Amsome Bone. 5
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 2:46 pm
lol this is epic baseball day material. 5/5 Man, it looks like the girl with the hat is getting the vapors.


"NNNNGHMMMMMFPHHH...." - Quick.., look, see if I squeeze really hard like this I can push out a 32a cup...!!




WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by gas

robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


LOGIC DUDE -


TAGS: logic dude tribute hes a grumpy grump till the 2nd cup
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
Holy Smoke! LD and AK both pop in from the blue on the same day? Good to see ya guys. I'm sorry I missed it.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 3:05 pm
It worked for me. ...Goin' to sleep, g'night!
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
*SMACK!* Watch yer mouth ya whippersnapper! I'm gonna wash out yer mouth...where's that bar of soap at? Wait - I'll bet Timmy took it again...he goes down to the YMCA and drops it over and over again in the shower. Thinks he'll make friends that way.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:52 pm
...To smack with my permission is one thing... But a surprise attack? What the F*CK, biatch??
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ahhhhh yes...old times. Hey! *SMACK!* Who you callin' OLD!?
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
Just like old times.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
*SMACK!* Hey...I really DO feel better...
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:12 pm
It blocks Motifake? Wow, how does that make you feel? Does it make you MAD? Do you wanna hit me? Fine! Do it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:01 pm
And do NOT ask me how I feel about WebSense at all...stupid program...blocking Motifake...D*MMIT!
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 1:40 pm
ladies and gentlemen, we have an honored guest this afternoon....mind your manners.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
This is just great!


LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is kinky
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That Rape means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed rape (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: tape
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed tape I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean


PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.


TAGS: i really love the bible for these reasons
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 5:28 pm
can't believe i never saw this one before. Stellar.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:45 am
Perfect. 5L sir!
sickartist - March 2, 2010, 9:03 pm
Can I get an AMEN? 5L
phydeaux - March 2, 2010, 7:56 pm
OUTSTANDING CAP! 5L and a very well done!


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


COCKROACHES -




IT'S FRIDAY - Let's party bitches !


TAGS: jesus satan friday party bitches
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:16 pm
Friday After Work 64 Vodka And Take Out Party!
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 9:41 am
n-i-c-e TJIF!


OTHER OPTIONS - May hurt a little at first... But she will thank you later




PATIENCE -


TAGS: building matches woman shoes
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 11:50 am
lol, thanks :p
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:11 am
voted a second time because you deserve 10 lions for this! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2011, 9:57 pm
all this Stephen king talks makes me want to say........Wash.......Chapter2....
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 4:04 pm
Awesome series! Read it several times! I could probably only get half way through the waste lands before she was ready to go, so I wouldn't have to take the whole series. :)
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahaha, next time take The Dark Tower entire series (btw, I didn't know about this book, "The Stand", I note it!)
mariand - August 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
lol... too funny
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 10:26 am
This is awesome! I feel this way often! I actually took Stephen King's "The Stand" with me when we went to the mall once...she didn't think is was funny. But I got about half-way through!
Verdeckt - August 11, 2011, 5:01 am
They're your words, there's just less of them :P
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:23 am
lol! then thank Verdeckt too, he helped to make the poster funnier than it was xD
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:59 am
first coffee 5pitting this morning! thank you very much, gas!


THE FORMULA FOR A SUCCESSFUL STRIPPER -


TAGS: no clothes
Rating: 3.58/5

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GOOD MORNING - Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the Devil says " Oh crap, She's up! "


TAGS: oh crap shes up devil
Rating: 4.48/5

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KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:21 pm
born ready


SARCASM -


TAGS: carebear catches a knife humor
Rating: 4.47/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 12:30 am

Sweden is a long, long way from Wyoming~~but Sturgis isn't.
NuttunButt - March 28, 2012, 9:10 pm
Great poster Igvarnon have friends from Sweden Eva and Ingvar who I met at Sturgis in 03.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:21 pm

I just love the way you're looking right into the camera...still smiling...still smiling...wait...no...
carebear - March 24, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:43 pm

Couldn't help it! I went looking for something I could chop the head and this one popped right up. It was too perfect to pass up. Hugs, CB!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 7:34 pm
You have to give the 'less fortunate' a time to shine ;)
holymoly - March 23, 2012, 7:05 pm
I expected to see this from M0. nice pic Linda
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)


FIGHTING FIRE -


TAGS: 22 catches and still noone out crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:18 am
Looks like a candle amidst molten rock. I like. Very poetic with the caption.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
So...because Iraq and Iran don't have nuclear weapons, it's okay if we use them? ;D
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
Unless fire happens to be a nymphomaniac. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:12 pm
fighting fire with firewater makes you a molotov cocktail. 5L
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:05 pm
tanks buddy =)
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

so true. awesome pic crank.


MARDI GRAS BEADS -


TAGS: mardi gras day a conditioned response see the beads look at these
Rating: 4.46/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 10:43 pm
Hey, thanks -- you monochromatic arachnid ... for creeping me out on so many levels. 5.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:03 pm
Emotional scars........ ACTIVATE!
GreyScorpion - February 15, 2010, 9:00 pm
nothing says I love you like a string of beads of the seed
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:55 pm
Just like the pearl necklace dad gave mom?
rerun - February 15, 2010, 8:51 pm

starting them off young


HEY -


TAGS: computer stethescope doctor dyson ballcleaner
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


EXPECTATIONS -




FIRESTARTER -


TAGS: camping matches hanks excited
Rating: 4.87/5

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Derek - March 24, 2011, 1:47 am
Wilson will know the answer.
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:15 am
Love Tom Hanks! *sigh*


NOT GUINESS THOUGH -


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!


MEN & LAUNDRY - Textbook Peter Principle.


TAGS: men laundry women clothes
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 7:03 pm
hey... it's woman's job to clean whatever is dirty!!!...lol


LEATHER -


TAGS: and shes obviously no fan of peta
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 10:19 am
I love it! Very nice Haar.


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: langston hughes nailed it
Rating: 4.29/5

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AudioStalker - March 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
This has so much truth in it...
Sean - January 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
Love it. Excellent. Too bad voting five on it would take too much ef
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:22 am
aint it the truth tho
Derek - January 19, 2010, 3:29 pm
An observed phenomenon. Super depressed of people are less likely to commit suicide than very depressed people.
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 10:21 am
Excellent 5L


CHRISTMAS BUSHES -




THE WAIT OF SHAME -


TAGS: bear shame patience beeches playing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - July 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
LOL, nope.
falloutghoul - July 9, 2013, 9:03 am
...Cubby?


NARWAL HAIKU -


TAGS: shes still cute ilike horny chicks
Rating: 4.57/5

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niz - May 24, 2012, 1:08 pm
Makes me think of that narwhals song.. "just don't let them touch your balls"
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am
Brilliant.


CHEATING -


TAGS: cheat chess mirror
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sho - March 6, 2012, 6:40 pm
xD
gas - March 6, 2012, 5:18 pm
LOL!
carebear - March 6, 2012, 5:08 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 6, 2012, 2:51 pm
Note to self: Do not play che55 with Sho. 8)


THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN -




CHESTICLES -


TAGS: aprchallenge chesticles
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by sickartist

MO - April 7, 2010, 2:55 pm
Nope. That's a dude pretending to be the dude who had manoobs.....
Me_ - April 7, 2010, 1:44 pm
Is that the guy who had them put in on a dare and never had them removed?
Mongo - April 7, 2010, 11:35 am
HAH! Boobs, that's a pair I could do without
thatonechick - April 7, 2010, 10:30 am
Dude! This made me LoL. 5LoL's.
rerun - April 7, 2010, 10:16 am

I wish I could see the rest of her face, just what I can see shows how humiliated she is


ALL IN THE SAME DISH -




DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Comb-Over




FAT BITCHES - This is what happens when they sit on the bed too fast...


TAGS: fat bitches
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Nomad

Nobody - October 20, 2008, 7:38 pm
Second time is a charm, it appears.
First - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
time i have ever seen a tunnel fix a dumb de-motivational
S.lo - August 11, 2008, 6:50 pm
yeah, now this picture makes sense ;)
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:20 pm
Good post! A tunnel with something substantial to add.


CHEST HAIR - Because what woman doesn't like masses of chest hair, especially fake chest hair?!?




BITCHES - Your bike is one of them too




WISHFUL OLYMPIC EVENTS -


TAGS: olympics chess skinny white calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - March 14, 2012, 8:51 am
But it's not an actual olympic evemt, which is what the poster is referring to.
TheGoat - March 14, 2012, 12:34 am
actually there is a Chess Olympics - it's event usually involving 1500 competitors from 100 countries - been going on for more than 100 years now www.fide.com
Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 5:38 pm

fav'd caveman...real nice.


FEASIBLY JOURNEY -


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm
amsome
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L


ONE WORD MY DEAR - Vagisil Seven years is a long time to suffer from something like that!


TAGS: movies rashes cures
Rating: 4.81/5

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MissPriss - June 17, 2012, 2:50 pm
Thanks Bull and Bone.
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:44 pm
2 as in "as well" of course this gets a big 5!!
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:44 pm
LMAO 2!!!!
BoneCD - June 16, 2012, 11:07 pm
LMFAO...5L


WE ARE A FAMILY -


TAGS: branches tree directions roots
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sho - January 27, 2012, 12:24 pm
Where's Cubby lol
KoU - January 27, 2012, 9:29 am
Booohh :( im not there >_
ICEMAN - January 26, 2012, 11:14 pm
Give yourself a cookie.
LeightonESmith - January 26, 2012, 11:01 pm
Oh sweet, I made it into the motifake community alumni! :-) (automatic 5 stars)
Greeny - January 26, 2012, 8:57 pm
Is that a fruit or nut tree?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2012, 6:04 pm
Nice1 5 beavers
Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 5:36 pm
Wait, what? ... I am included in this! Wow, thanks... many thank5 :)
Iconoclast - January 26, 2012, 2:22 pm
I love posters that start with a great picture and demonstrate thought and effort. 5L & favorited
Sho - January 26, 2012, 11:28 am
Lol Axe follows me everywhere
mariand - January 26, 2012, 9:23 am
lol... Sho, you have an axe over head!!!...btw, 5 leafs
forseti - January 26, 2012, 8:33 am
very nice! 5 trees


YOU CAN NEVER - have too much of a good thing




MOTHERS -


TAGS: motherhood mommy dearest insanity who s kids are these
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - July 1, 2011, 7:43 pm
Many thanks for that FanV.
FanVariety - July 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
nice lol a lot less demented than the picture makes it seem :) i like it
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:13 pm

actually, we are talking about roasting one of our own...literally
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
No offense guys, but men are all the same. Always talking about yourselves. I was actually never one for the full women's lib, but this site certainly pushes me more towards it (lol OR OLO).
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:53 pm

hickory smoked....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:34 pm
...grilled medium rare with A1 steak sauce.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:29 pm
ICE loves me.....
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
It's not random you big hairy beast. And you can stop sending me those pics of you in a speedo. (Aggy gets jealous)
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm

nope, I think it may be wishful thinking on your part
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:10 pm
Anyone else notice that whenever ICE takes a random shot at someone It's me?......I think he's trying to virtually "pull my pigtails"....ghey ICE..very Ghey.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:44 pm

well, after the last batch of "women" proved to be men.....we no longer speculate.
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:40 pm
not a lot of Mommies, got a lot of Mutha's, but not many mommies
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well I don't scare easily.
ICEMAN - October 4, 2010, 12:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooo keeps scaring them off.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:59 am
I suppose there's not alot of mommies on this site, eh?


JOHN MONTAGU, 4TH EARL OF SAMMICH - Wench, bring me meat tucked between two slices of bread.


TAGS: sammiches
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 12:09 pm
Flexaril is Awesome! I like the "waves" as they crash against you...very soothing.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 12:01 pm
Flexaril is a muscle relaxer for my back. Slivovitz is a Croation plum brandy with a nice, long lasting burn. Combine the two and posters like this ensue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:31 am
I don't know what those are, But I do the same thing with alcohol all the time. Don't feel bad.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
It's astounding what will seem funny when you combine Flexaril with Slivovitz after midnight. This seemed so much funnier last night...


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes fucking everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you assclown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes




MOTHERS - They are the best role models a little girl can have.




CHESS - “Life is a kind of chess, with struggle, competition, good and ill events” (Benjamin Franklin)


TAGS: last man standing chess
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Makriev

Derek - March 10, 2010, 6:01 am
Natural evening of the stakes. That's the spirit!


IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.


TAGS: wishes butterflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!


SEX -




VISIONARY -


TAGS: combat dishes women fighting force thnx ag
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 4:54 am
nice
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:00 am

and speaking of mila jovavich i found a great porn site with tons of her early stuff. well...i'm off to bed now...after a quick stop at my fav porn site...olo
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:48 am
ba dum dum ching
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:47 am
Because she's dead?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:37 am
I don't know if the pilot does dishes but I know Brittany Murphy doesn't
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:35 am
The pilot.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am
the pilot or Brittany Murphy?
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am
Looks more like someone spliced Brittany Murphy and Mila Jovavich, or however her name is spelled.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 12:31 am

does she do dishes?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:22 am
that looks like Brittany Murphy


CALORIES -


TAGS: alter your clothes pinup humor
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:01 pm

Thank you!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 1:06 pm
5 loins...girded


THAT PAIN IN YOUR CHEST... - is going to get a lot worse than you initially thought.




TO ALEXANDRA KOSTENIUK -




SURPRISE! -




BIG COUCH -


TAGS: size inches cars big hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:28 pm
Oh motifake how you've made my day yet again, Bravo.


THE 10 BACON RECIPES - The *real* start of a new religion


TAGS: rnr bacon religion heston moses
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:22 pm
If it were in Hebrew then sales would be down, just sayin'.
RnRollie - July 13, 2010, 3:15 pm
@face: thanks @Eye: becuz it's hollywood :)
BrokenEye - July 13, 2010, 2:49 pm
Why are the Two Tablets not written in Hebrew?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Potentially full of amsomeness. I would have worked on the verbiage just a lil bit more before submitting this one. the title and concept are genius. 4L


CHECK THE FINE PRINT - These Aren't The Virgins Achmed Was Expecting To See After He Blew Himself Up


TAGS: achmed dont want none of these virgins
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

Imants - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Achmed is in for a rape..


NINE INCHES -


TAGS: nine inches ronsart
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

The Goat - October 17, 2009, 11:33 pm
Which brings to mind the old joke about why women are so bad at measuring things... because THIS much is twelve inches!


DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Lawnmower




I've had it -




PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips


TAGS: perspective chess kickboxing computer
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by zaxx81

zaxx81 - March 17, 2012, 9:24 pm
I was mainly looking for something to put my artwork that I created in an class.
Sho - March 17, 2012, 12:59 pm
4L because of slight overused quote
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 6:12 am
5L This is my life when ever I get done with my work at school


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